1. Westward Ho! Massive Letdown2. This One's for Now3. Baguette Dilemma for the Booker Prize Guy4. My Outstretched Arms5. The Bain of Constance6. Theme Tune for Something Or Other7. False Grit8. Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride9. Urge for Offal10. Stuck Up a Hornbeam11. Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock Aside12. The Unfortunate Gwatkin13. Mileage Chart